Melanie deserves her own Bravo series.

Fancy Pants was trying so hard to make them happen.

One of the NBC commentators seemed pretty pissed Gabby was there. The night of the team competition he said he wondered if Gabby coming to try for Rio was hurtful to her. She couldn’t do anything right according to him. I was so sick of hearing him I muted the TV for a while. I can’t imagine physically being able to…

I like your Grey Gardens mention. I feel the same way. Joe really should have gone somewhere to get that waxed. The funniest part of that was Melania saying to Joe “You smell like cookie dough.”

It’s real. Milania shaved The Old Troll’s back while Teresa was in prison.

Congratulations!

I used to do that too. The grocery store I go to has a permanent Little Debbie display near the milk and I never buy anything even though this jump out at me. I’m going to have to get them next time.

I was wondering the same thing. It’s not like everyone doesn’t know how a RH party ends and security of some kind is going to be needed.

Sure. That works for me!

The Countess looks like a cross between the Grinch and the villain in a movie from the 30's.

Isn’t it? I wish I had a reason to wear it.

This is my favorite gown the Queen has worn. The color is beautiful.

That’s cute! My brother and my mom are Red Sox fans, so they danced to Sweet Caroline.

I think Gabriella and Audriana look so much like Teresa’s father. Audriana is the cutest little girl.

Unbeweavable! Me too.

I was interviewed by a doctor who thought my first name was Toy. The first time he said it and I told him it’s Joy, he showed my application and how it looked like I had written Toy. He did it a few more times, each less funny than the time before. When the interview was over, he reached over to shake my hand and said…

That call is my favorite thing to come from the Stern show. My mom and I were crying from laughing so hard when we heard it live. Baba Booey to you all!

I forgot about that! It was weird. A few years ago Joe said fuck you on the air and insisted to everyone that he only said “f you”. They all told him he had actually said the whole word except for Mika. She starting petting his arm and saying “look at mommy” and agreed with him that he only said “ f you”. My mom told…

Brexit sounds like the name of a drug for IBS with constipation.

I love that movie!