I was so excited to read that book and so disappointed when I did.

“I’m hearing this and I want to hear this.” With the hand motions.

When my mom taught me that song I always thought my mom’s aunt, who taught it to her, made it up.

Great idea! My grandma passed away in April and she was very active in her church. The church started a little gift shop that sells religious statues, bracelets, rosaries, things like that and my grandma was in charge of running it. This past weekend, someone in the church had a photo of her enlarged and it’s hanging…

Harpo is my second favorite Marx brother but that doesn’t mean I’d trust him with my hair.

Same here and I get it now.

On display, on display!

I laughed at that too. Danny doesn’t believe that. He was making moments!

The village of East Hampton hacked her Blackberry for wearing red shoes on a Thursday.

I can’t wait for LuAnn to say “You’re compiling a list and checking it twice. To bring me down!”

I thought it was so funny when Kelly kept saying “It’s like free to be you and me 1979 in here!”

If they had just been able to go home and get their hats, none of this would have happened.

I got really sick from undercooked chicken once and I have the same fear. My mom told to always cook chicken low and long. She puts in at 350 for about an hour and half and it always comes out perfect.

That’s her.

The look on Whitney’s face when Craig brought that up was the best part.

My dad would fit right in! Our accent is pretty horrible too.

Martinis are a girl’s best friend.

You’ve just passed Aunt Sally’s Pecan Pralines. The Cousin Ernie episode where Lucy gets dressed up as a Wicked City Woman to scare him off to go home is pretty funny.

Yes, I forgot to mention the road trip to Hollywood! My favorite of those episodes is when Lucy is in the fashion show and gets sunburned. My all time favorite episode is when everyone is getting their passports to go to Europe and Lucy locks herself in the steamer trunk.

Definitely watch Mad Men. The first couple of episodes are slow but it gets good really fast.