I've had a pretty shitty week. My cousin was visiting to celebrate his high school graduation and someone at his party has kids who were sick with coxsackie virus. My cousin came down with it while he was here but got better quickly. Then last Thursday I woke up feeling like someone beat me up, I had a bad sore…

I have a new cell phone number and still get calls and texts for the guy who had the number first. I enjoyed all the Happy Father's Day texts I received! So last week I saw a number on my phone I didn't recognize but answered anyway. The guy yelled "Hola!" and I told him he had the wrong number. He said "Ohh! Hey…

I feel this way too. I used to think there was something wrong with me because I have no maternal instinct.

I'm in Disney World now and I'm really princess-ed out! I had trouble with my pass getting into the Magic Kingdom and the woman who came over to help me called me "princess". I thought she was talking to a little girl at first. Weird.

My first period wasn't a big deal. I was disappointed that it didn't look the way I expected so made up for it by announcing it to my Mom dramatically. I went to her car after school, got in and sighed. It took a couple sighs for her to catch on and ask what was wrong. I remember taking a deep breath and saying "Well…

My first period wasn't a big deal. I was disappointed that it didn't look the way I expected so made up for it by announcing it to my Mom dramatically. I went to her car after school, got in and sighed. It took a couple sighs for her to catch on and ask what was wrong. I remember taking a deep breath and saying "Well…

A super drunk guy wouldn't leave me alone in a bar and I told him my number was 867-5309. It wasn't very creative but it was all I could think of. The next morning my best friend asked if he was realizing he didn't know 80's pop very well.

I thought the body had ways to shut down those assembly lines.

Those people scare me but fascinate me too. My brother got married at Disney World and the day of the wedding I asked one of the wedding planners, while we were doing pictures to tell me about the weirdest wedding he ever planned. He told me about a bride who had each of her bridesmaid dressed as a different princess.…

A whole year until we get more. I'll spend some of it watching the whole series again.

My Dad wanted to name me Willow. I don't know where he got that. Instead, my Mom named me Joy for a friend who passed away when they were in high school.

I saw a Curb Your Enthusiasm with Janice from Friends and every time some made a joke she would just say LOL. I've decided to do that every time I hear a lame joke.

I have a memory of the finale being on while I was cooking or baking something. Joey saying he couldn't find escrow on the map is the only thing I remember from the episode.

Ok, that does it. I'm starting this weekend!

I've been told by a friend of my brother that I NEED to watch Doctor Who. That might be the next series I binge watch.

I'd like one too. Cold, cold, cold, colder the better.

Someone actually said this to me once. It happened in Disney World, I know that sounds ridiculous. My best friend loves Alice in Wonderland and I was determined to find something unique to send her for her birthday. My brother found a watch in the Magic Kingdom and took me to see it. It was perfect and it had a box…

I grew up in New Jersey, and couldn't wait until the day I could get the hell out. I don't have anything against my home, i was just curious to see what else and who else is out there. Except for my immediately family, I'm from a family that would never dream of leaving. One of my uncles panics at the thought of…

That happens to me too. I also have tiny hands, so big rings look like they're eating my hand.

That's a beautiful ring!