I went to Walgreen's for snacks and came out with pajamas. Just an oversized T and pants but they were so comfortable!

That so nasty! I had just gotten off the train from school, I was exhausted, and starving so my Dad took me to Subway to grab a sandwich. We walked in and the guy working behind the counter had his feet up and was biting his toenails. I remember being absolutely amazed that he could physically do that and nauseous. We…

I was at a pool in one of the Disney hotels and the lifeguards were playing some kind of game with the kids. All of a sudden, they started getting all the kids out and when I looked up all the kids were lined up. I said to my friend "Wierd game, huh?" and the woman next to us said a kid shit in the pool. She told us…

Yes! I was in two weddings, one was a cousin's, and I didn't get a thank you. Not a card or a phone call. My sister in law sent me a beautiful note a few days after her wedding thanking me and it meant so much to me.

My Dad swears a lot and his favorite one is fuck. My Mom told me the first time I said it I was 2 and we were at my Grandparent's house. My Grandpa was watching a Mets game, the player had 3 strikes and my Grandpa said "Oh....heck!" because he didn't want to say shit in front of me. I stamped my foot and said " aww…

My best friend had some health issues before I met her in college and because of this, most of her friends abandoned her. We became very close quickly and she told me all about what she had been through. Over christmas break, she told me she had relapsed and wouldn't return to school. I was scared for her and sad that…

Jenny McCarthy in glasses makes me think of that scene in Grease when one of the Pink Ladies is wearing glasses and asks "Don't you think they make me look smarter?" and Rizzo says "Nah, I can still see your face."

I like that movie too. I watched most of season 6 of Mad Men to refresh for tomorrow night and might watch some Sherlock.

Congratulations on passing the bar! I'm so sorry to hear about your Mom. My Mom is an oncology nurse and if you need some advice or have questions, I'd be happy to talk to her and pick her brain. Just let me know.

Congratulations on passing the bar! I'm so sorry to hear about your Mom. My Mom is an oncology nurse and if you need any advice, I'd be happy to pick her brain for you. Just send me a message!

That had me cursing at the TV earlier. What an asshole.

Haha! Thank you.

Thank you! It felt good at the time.

I worked at my parents coffeehouse for a while and one customer really sticks in my mind for being crazy. The coffeehouse was on a Main Street and many of our customers were business owners, or employees, on the street. One afternoon, a girl whose father owned a vacuum repair shop came in and ordered a frozen coffee…

On New Years Eve my brother felt it was necessary to text to me that he made his final deposit of 2013. I sent him the emoji on the loafers and told him "I'm not sure if this is poop or chocolate ice cream. Happy New Year!". I can see where your Mom was mistaken.

That's a beautiful dress! I love the color too.

The names are great. I had a "Little Orphan Orange" t-shirt when I was little. Those ice pops are still so good! My sister in law and I bought a pack of like 500 for two dollars and spent the whole weekend eating them and peeing rainbows.

I once bought my cousins fun dip when I was babysitting them. The oldest looked at it and said "What am I supposed to do with this?" and didn't seem to trust me when I told her how to eat it. They especially liked the sticks which they said was like eating chalk.

I'm glad to hear that. Good luck with your puppy!

I wouldn't rely on that 5 minute rule. My Mom and I went to get our rescue dogfrom his foster home and he completely ignored us. His foster mom had him waiting in the yard for us and he watched us come him in the yard. I held him but he was distracted by a squirrel and jumped out of my arms. The spent the rest of the…