Is it game over for Adam Sandler?

You missed the strong bondage elements in the original Wonder Woman concept - if a man could ever connect her bracelets (like handcuffs), he would have total control over her.
Conversely, her magic lasso completely controlled the mind of anyone she caught in it.

How to completely ruin the whole idea of comics.

At least they didn't even mention Walter Hill.

meh

"Hotel California"? Big Daddy's Eagles-meet-Del-Shannon version from their first album.

As soon as i saw the article title i thought of "Flower Punk".

…at one point, [TMBG] consisted entirely of guys named either John or Dan…

Yeah - i kinda elided the intervening steps.

I think it was a bad idea, but, hey - i gave up on Marvel comics years ago, and they've had a lot worse Bad Ideas than this.

Cheesy

Isn't it wonderful marching along knowing that everyone is out of step except you?

SNAP!

Haring is possibly the best recent exemplar of the phrase "If you can't dazzle them with talent, baffle them with bullshit"

Anyone who's trashing Caillou and Dora and doesn't even mention such horrors as Higglytown Heroes or Sanjay and Craig isn't looking for horrors hard enough.

Well, there is an alternate ending to Thelma & Louise - it's on the DVD.

The "mod" wonder Wonder Woman was actually a pretty good thing, while it lasted.

Blondie was big in England for some time before they broke out over here.

My first wife and i went to a Bonnie Raitt show for Richard Thompson, the opener.

One could argue that all of QT's films, in and of themselves, are killing things people love…