That’s what little snowflakes do, they get all the priv, and then they still throw the tantrum.

I am so ashamed that you made me laugh.  Take your star and slink away.

This is wild ass speculation, but here is what happened year ago to a local professional hockey player.

Well, damn. It might have been fun while it lasted ... but now I’ll never know. ;-(

Was this judge in an elected position?  Because holy fuck that need to be in the news every goddamn day during the next election cycle.

The solution to this would seem to be constantly complaining about cars owned by the mayor, the council, the city staffers, the city vehicles used on a daily basis for road crews, maintenance crews, etc.

I would pour one out for my homies in Kentucky ... but that seems redundant in this case.

The NRCC should stay in its lane.

THIS one is at least understandable. I’d be willing to bet that the listed clearance of that bucket truck doesn’t include the top 2 inches of the bucket which extend above the resting arm position.

Wishing rape on someone - no matter how heinous you think them to be - is not a good look.

You know, for a while now, I’ve been wondering if Matt Gaet was a chode, or just an annoying dickface.

If I had been asked “What nation does this girl who called out Stone Cold Steve Austin regarding beer chugging technique hail from?” there would only have been one answer.

It’s “stupid” that never really changes...

I would add one more piece of advice to this great article. Learn their names. My wife and I are “regulars” at several places and get comped drinks all the time.

Sorry, I’m going to have to insist. We had an election and you got picked. Go and do your resistance duty.

Actually, I doubt it.

I would say “bingo!”, but they can’t afford him.

Correct.

You answered your own question.

My choices appear to be Sean Connery or Jackie Mason.