I’m in the opposite situation from a lot of folks - I’ve been working remotely for a few years because my clients have all been out of town - and I’m just about to start a short contract in my home city and am therefore expected to schlep downtown to sit in a cube farm all day every day.

#TeamNobody

A girl can dream ;-)

As is 99.9% of the human race I would venture to bet.

Recent American history says no one alive has ever known a single American President, but Grover Cleveland and James Buchanan both won election while not being married.

Except there you are, talking about it.  ;-)

Why would zombies want him?  He obviously has no braaains.

JFC - how have they not been sued into oblivion already? In real first world countries - this is a federal crime.

Shout out to my Canadian bretheren.  Watched the Grey Cup from a sports bar in Maui this year ... absolutely the best way to watch it!

I have a question.

Beyond the whole “there is a law against this” thing, actually teaching young people to study and understand the bible would be the end of the Religious Right.

“That’s a bold strategy Cotton .... let’s see if it pays off for him”

I’ve known my wife for 36 years, and she has never seen me without facial hair.

#notalllizardpeople

Damn, that’s genius.  Why hasn’t some small town PD just settled on the concept of uploading all of their body cam data to pornhub?  You know that somebody would watch it ... people be weird and all.  So pornhub gets the eyeballs, and the PD gets free hosting.

So, “Bystander Blake”?

I’d rather they let him come in, and when he started talking ... they all just got up and walked out.  Let him preach to the empty seats.

Bitch please. Captchas are an easily deafeatable “security” measure. If you want to scrape bulk files from their website, it would take about an hour of research to get a mechanism in hand.

Tidley Winks.

Agreed.  I picked up a great red baseball cap from the President’s Cup when it was in Minny ... and now I can’t wear it because of what it represents when seen from afar.