Mine is the Messier-Gretzky era Oilers accidentally leaving it at a strip club after having it up on stage all night for the dancers to rub on.

Sorry, but why limit your ire to New York state. America’s voting laws are an embarassment for the whole world to see.

She was on Seth Meyers this week, and that joy came across in spades.  It was an absolutely delightful interview.

it’s true. I’m not sure when “getting ahead” morphed from “improving yourself” to “tearing down everyone else to try and rise by comparison” ... but it’s a pretty fucking awful way to live your life.

As a fan of the Leafs (or really any contending team in the East) - this is awesome.

The approaching event horizon would like a word with you...

Never have I cared so little for a controversy where everyone, on every side, continues to prove they were stupid and wrong in the first place.

thirded.  That was .... AWKward!

I hope some smart-ass kid - with the support of their parents - wrote about how thankful they were for the recent opportunity to put their science knowledge to use in identifying maggots by breed and overall wiggliness.

So, hipster mayo then?

Default is raw, although most sandwiches you can get it toasted (at least in my neck of the woods - don’t know if that’s universal)

In what way (since the article never even ATTEMPTS to make the point raised in the headline) was what happened the result of some “feud” between Williams and Ramos.

Drugs.

Great Job, Internet Poster!

Eventually, cities will wise up to this. Eventually.

Point of fact: Serena lost the game, not because she called the ump a thief, but because she called him a thief after already being penalized for both verbal and racket abuse. The game penalty was because it was her third offence in the match.

Well, you couldn’t have missed the point more if you flew to the other side of the Earth.  Have fun with all your jumping to conclusions.  Try not to hit your head on the ceiling fan.

In terms of what will the DoJ do? I bet the answer is “nothing”. There will be some token “we’re looking into the sources of ALL leaks from the White House as a matter of course” ... but in the end nothing will change.

Even as a Pats fan, I can agree that these will let you skate through 95% of football conversations with no real knowledge to back it up.

Captain Marvel is going to be the “ultimate power” to counteract the Thanos “Ultimate power”.