Uh, sorry, but the Tribble’s name will forever be associated with a Star Trek-related vermin pest that consumes without ever giving back to society at large.

“Miss Hoover.  My worm accidentally fell into my mouth and then I ate it.  Can I have another one?”

President Trump?  Is that you?

“Jesus Christ Ricky!”

“If they have nothing to hide, they have no reason to object to the investigation”

“...a medical condition which causes him to lose his temper and senses”?

I went to high school with a guy like that ... it was exhausting, but entertaining.

Best case scenario is she has a kink, her and the driver were engaging in it, and accidentally got found out.

Something’s happening here,  what it is ain’t exactly beer.

Are you clueless, or is this a deliberate ploy on your part to be a dick?

/sigh

I have it on good authority that Canada is planning it’s second invasion and burning of the White House for this date.

“When someone shows you who they are (in this case by defending a bad apple cop), believe them.”

Monster!

I read his quote in exactly the same way. “If money is tight, everyone should be paid shit equally. If money is flowing, everyone should be paid equally well”.

Agreed.

So, the voter sees

Crapnado 5: The Crappening

“dog” is not racist (at least not in my aged white guy understanding of the term) ... but it’s hella sexist.

100% this. They KNOW the tape is out there, they are just shuckin’ and jivin’ at this point, hoping it won’t come out in a way that actually sticks to them