One of the parties? I’m pretty sure I can jump to conclusions and judge everyone involved ...

Mmmmm couch farting.

He’d claim that to be true if he thought there was a way to make a dollar off of it.

I’d love to put the brakes on this pun chain.

While, yes, Travellers is a better show overall, it also had serious problems in the second season (Super-intelligent AI predicting every move, and when it lost, “I meant that” as it’s out clause being pretty weak).

The announcers quite correctly observed about Craddock “You don’t finish last in the Tour ... you finish.”

The fault lies squarely with the guys who pulled the trigger. To think otherwise is ... just wrong.

That still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense (which, to be honest, is Government 101). Revoking a passport doesn’t render it as if it never existed, it just makes it currently invalid.

How is “you are holding my old US passport” not proof of US citizenship?  That part doesn’t make sense to me.

When my doctor started to get that concerned “are you sure you want to do this, it’s a big step...” discussion ready, I laughed in his face.

Aren’t there only, like, 3 of those?

It’s too bad that that whole “retractable wheels” fad from the early aughts has gone by the wayside.  It saved some much space at the curb.

If you don’t ever run, you won’t ever win.

These people need a more productive hobby...

Fuck the Mariners. They are “my” MLB team (in that they are the closest geographically to where I live), but I would shed exactly zero tears if they left.

“Haywood Jablome”is a classic line right out of junior high school.

Nice.

When we continue laughing at him and his family long after he ceases to be President ... it will in fact remove his power.

According to Elementary this week, the street value of a well-made ghost gun - milled by a qualified smith, not cranked out on a home 3D printer - is $1000.

This. The whole tone of this article is based on an assumption that never once occurred to me in all my years of reading comics. Starfire isn’t black, she isn’t white, she’s alien.