How convenient that a report that just comes out now has as it’s core bad guy ... someone who has the decency to go and already be dead.

Snope’s Pricks

Tell him to go fuck himself. He should just shut up and dribble.

I did not expect that...

There is an ongoing argument in Canada regarding whether curling is a sport or a hobby.

Oof. I had a good joke about someone’s pun running “rings around the other posters” ... but now the pun thread has moved on from curling to rock formations.

Plus, she’s way taller than you.

The answer is “Oh, we can’t talk about Parkland? Can we talk about Vegas yet? Can we talk about Sandy Hook? Can we talk about Columbine? We’re here and ready to talk when you are ... you self-righteous pile of twat”

I’m quite sure Alex Jones is already on the case!

Bwahaha! That was totally worth it ... and the girl doing the voice over just makes it. We need to be friends now.

“... amongst our weaponry!”

zero.

I suggested yesterday starting with NRA executives ... but I think your plan is better.

I’ve got money here to back you up if you get hit with any sort of fine.

Trump’s first two wives.

The solution to the NRA problem is fairly simply. Start shooting them.

So you’re saying the world would be a better place if we were nicer to President Bone Spurs?

Tammy is a real p.o.s. isn’t she?

Now now, it’s not fair to punish Ted for the sins of his father.

And yet, every other first world nation on the entire planet is getting along just fine without all the guns. I don’t see people lamenting their inability to arm themselves against the government in Iceland, or Canada, or Japan, or the UK, or New Zealand, or Australia ... or anywhere.