Seems like everyone is eager to paint this is a potential massacre avoided, but it does seem more likely that they are just two dumb gun nuts who were bringing their “toys” to the tournament. I think calling the photo in and of itself a threat is dubious.

Oh yeah, this one takes the cake though (and is more of the embarrassing v torturous variety)...

He also liked to trick or forcefully pull family members into the bathroom whenever he had just taken an impressively large or smelly sh!t. I kid you not. He was very proud of his smell.

These all seem so tame to me. In addition to the normal ‘stop embarrassing me’ stuff, my dad actually urinated on me once. I was #2ing one day and my dad comes in to the bathroom (we had zero privacy in my house - I used the bathroom while my mom was in the bathtub many times growing up - for the longest time I…

Until that day, the only holes Murray will see on the field this season are the ones in Bradford’s knee joint.

I usually do $1 or so for takeout unless its a larger order, then 10%.

Really? I received several weird looks from people when I tried to leave a tip (not even a big tip) in Europe. Mostly in Germany and Prague and mostly at street stands. One lady seemed painfully concerned when I told her to keep the few kroner that was my change. It was like $.10 worth in USD and she acted like I was…

I don’t understand why huge companies still hold so tightly to the “customer is always right”. Like you’re going to notice if a few obviously insane customer start buying your overpriced coffee?

Yeah, I’m usually ‘whatever’ about stuff like that. Although I recently bit into a rock at what was previously one of my favorite mexican restaurants and they just shrugged about it. I mean, I wasn’t even asking for a free meal or anything, but their reaction was so indifferent, I just don’t know if I can go back.

Seriously. A lot of these would end up with me in jail rather than crying in private.

Exactly. Some vets even recommend prescribed fasting on occasion because it more accurately represents the cat’s natural eating behaviors.

I hope you have a job writing somewhere, because that was just fantastic.

You’re lucky. I didn’t even get to go hungry when my mom made inedible cube steaks or Hamburger Helper for the 4th time in a week.

about 5 years ago I switched to Sprint specifically because everyone I knew with Sprint had excellent service everywhere they went (even camping in pretty remote areas). For some reason, it hasn’t worked that way for me. I rarely even see the 4G pop up and often lose basic phone signal in not-that-remote places. WTF?

Definitely not just women. Friend of mine - a mostly rough and tumble veteran in his late 50s - is watching these marathons non-stop almost every time I visit. Its the kind of crap my dad used to watch too.

The entire offseason (actually going back to mid-season last year) has been an exercise in denial. Like being on a plane and one of the engines quits.

I want to star this more than once.

I’m confused. Are you saying “sweetheart” is gendered? Cause it isn’t. Condescending in this context? Yes. But gendered no (and nearly sexist to suggest that it is).

Good god. Perhaps I was naive to think he’d actually turn things around.

I know the “Fuck me” meme is generally reserved for WYTS, but as someone who recently traded for Foster in a dynasty league...