I’m confused. Are you saying “sweetheart” is gendered? Cause it isn’t. Condescending in this context? Yes. But gendered no (and nearly sexist to suggest that it is).

Good god. Perhaps I was naive to think he’d actually turn things around.

I agree. Jokes aside, it seems to be a very odd formation - in color as much as shape. Even if you could explain away the shape, why would something eroded from the rock take on a completely different color?

Good god, you are really obsessed with semen. Maybe if you just take a load in your mouth, you’ll be a little less angry and condescending.

Fake or not, this is 100% hilarious.

What is a “smha”?

I refuse to pronounce GIF as jiff. It will always be giff, as in “gimp”, “give”, etc.

What? People actually try to pronounce it as “earl”? People who know how to use the internet pronounce it as “earl”?

I know the “Fuck me” meme is generally reserved for WYTS, but as someone who recently traded for Foster in a dynasty league...

I’m not holding my breath. NHL can barely get any games on TV, the internet still feels like some scary, foreign invention to them. I’m pretty sure Bettman still thinks its just a fad.

Who is supposed to be ejecting the guy that is ejecting guys?

That toss at Donaldson’s head sure looked a hell of a lot more intentional than even the grazing that Escobar took.

Tell me, what does semen taste like? I’ve never tried it. Soylent tastes like a shake. Does semen taste like shakes?

Why do you feel that everyone should enjoy cooking? There are lots of things adults have to do that they don’t necessarily enjoy and I don’t see why cooking would be something that should be universally adored just because you say so.

No. It doesn’t have much flavor at all, which is by design, so that users can flavor it to their liking.

The fact that you’re citing beans + tortilla + cheese + hot sauce as a better source of nutrition shows you know very little about nutrition. Are bean burritos tasty? Sure? Nutritious? You’re kidding, right?

Have you tried it?

It isn’t that I don’t get joy from eating food. Its the trade off. Is the taste of food as you’re eating it worth the trade off of having to shop, cook, and clean? For me it often isn’t. I ate fairly healthy before Soylent, but the entire process (not just they chewing and swallowing) felt like a chore. Even with…

Since you are apparently a connoisseur, please tell us, in detail, what horse semen tastes like.

Counterpoint: drinking Soylent for some meals makes real food even tastier and more satisfying when you eat it.