A couple years ago, I was on a date at a nice Peruvian restaurant and we’d ordered several plates of tapas to share. One was a salad, containing what looked like grapes. I popped one into my mouth and nearly puked. It was a very, very vinegar-y olive. That may not seem bad to some, but I’m repulsed by even the smell…

I don't understand the outrage on this one. This is how humor works. Someone makes a joke, someone else expands on it, then someone else, etc and often it loops back around to hilarious effect. Not just on twitter, but in real, human interactions. What boring social circles you must be in if no one is allowed to riff…