Can’t wait for the sports news talking heads with their hot takes.

In Florida, will the self driving cars be crazy too?

I’m already getting itchy around the neck!

So I guess that after three hundred days a year of surfing around the world for the last 60 years means that my skin and I must already be totally dead.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

But... the second gen V8 could tow 6,820 lbs.  The third up to 7,160.

So the Knicks are hoping to pair a guy who uses burner accounts to defend himself online - who is expected to miss most if not all of the next season with injury - with a guy who calls into sports talk radio as a fan to defend himself, and put them in the largest media market in the country, with a media that prides…

Well Mikey in Waltham is an anagram for In Law I Make Myth so it could be Kyrie, we’re through the looking glass here people.

I really wish I could give you a negative star for this comment.  

Please stay far away from motorsports. 

This is the correct take. What am I supposed to do now at 8 o’clock in the morning, when I get to my office? Work?

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

I notice how you capitalized the Raptors description there.

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

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This is going to sound like flattery but it’s the truth. I didn’t look to see who wrote the article before I started reading it (because who’s got time for that) and part way into the 1st paragraph I was thinking “dang this is well written.” This has happened several times lately and every time it was written by Ray…

Anyone remember the Root getting all huffy about some Becky calling the cops on Winslow when he was creeping around some trailer park? That story aged well.

A quick check of eBag and Craigslist shows prices all over the map, From ~$15K to the low $20s. This one is clean, has a full set of service records and seems to have the right mods, tastefully executed.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.