2000 wings? Did they hold the post-game “banquet” at the White House or something?

A name for this you say? Call it Derelicte. By Mugatu.

No- you are wasting money. Once a year even seems crazy to me.

A guy I work with just bought this exact car, minus the wheels, for $1600. It’s a bit rougher but not almost four grand rougher. CP.

Thing is, you can get a really nice full size pickup for 50k that gets not much worse mileage and an interior that’s just as nice. No wonder people buy them as dailies, I know what I’d rather have.

Everyone is shitting on Collingsworth and Aikman, but Phil Simms is literally the worst broadcaster to ever call any sport in the history of time. He just spouted fucking nonsense for three hours. The bar used to be even lower, friends. 

Found the Islanders and Broncos fan. 

The tires on the 2WD dually are comically small compared to the entirely unnecessary planet-engulfing grille. I’m aware it’ll never happen but bring this shit back! Simple, clean, handsome, not trying to be anything except its purpose.

...but enough about my ex. 

Short answer: No.

Oh dear...you think this atrocity is going to last for 20k miles.

Um the Beast Quake video is useful for getting fucking AMPED in any situation

Their light truck tires are the quietest, smoothest and best handling I’ve ever had on a pickup, and the X-Ice is really good passenger car winter. Never had them wear out or dry rot, but I also live in a very wet climate..

I’ll never understand people who don’t at least wash the item they’re asking thousands of dollars for before listing it. That’s gonna be a no from me dog. 

Fuck Payton and Gregggggg forever. I’m happy they lost on a shitty no-call.

+1 Great White

...and he’s already out of challenges.

Except Sean Payton is a piece of shit and McVay seems like a pretty alright dude? Fuck the Saints forever.

Serious question: is this a deleted scene from Spinal Tap?

...in MKIV TDIs you actually did have to do that.