I gained 7 pounds of fat in one year! I was one of those evil skinny bitches that could eat whatever they wanted and never gain weight. Boy those days are gone.

I know straws are the epitome of evil right now, but if you like to reuse your plastic straws (like I do) a great way to clean them is to immerse them in water over night with a denture tablet.

For anyone who cares, here’s an update on the Justin Trudeau fiasco. According to the CBC show, The House I heard this morning, it turns out, Trudeau touched that female reporter (Rose Knight) on the butt. It was a brief touch, but still uninvited nonetheless. I have so many emotions about this — disappointment being…

How about “Dark haired Donnie” and “Eric the Eel?”

Synchronicity! Cool!

It seems ppl are going out of their way to twist Trudeau’s words.

Someone needs to clear up the date discrepancies. According to an article on The National Post, the alleged incident happened on Aug 3, Trudeau’s apology was issued Aug 4, the dates of the festival were Aug 5-6. According to the festival’s PR manager, Tanya Olivia, Trudeau arrived on Aug 5.

My comment was a paraphrasing of a Wayne’s World line. The original line went something like “I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!”

I don’t even own a piece of jewelry, let alone many pieces of jewelry that would necessitate an entire jewelry box.

What’s with the weird eyebrows? Is she trying to do the Korean straight eyebrow thing, ‘cause it’s not working for her.

Yes! I’ve been getting this page that says “404/no posts found for this tag.” What is this???

I was watching some behind the scenes thing about Outlander and the narrator pronounced it as “ming-gus”. Maybe Tobias is choosing to pronounce it as menzees b/c it’s easier than trying to explain the traditional pronunciation?

At what age should you give up the short shorts? I’m a fairly young looking woman but chronologically, I’d qualify as old. Technically I could still get away with wearing shorts with 3" inseams, but lately I’m starting to feel a bit weird about it. Should I dress my age, or what my age appears to be?

I can’t believe the dude’s from Arkansas and NOT England.

I can’t believe ppl actually liked The BFG because I HAAAAAATED that movie!

Thanks!

Thank you!

This will probably stay in the greys but I spent all yesterday drawing my profile pic. It’s just a silly little doodle of a cat that was inspired by Bob Newhart and I’m really proud of it!

Especially the fellow who named himself after a certain minor Simpsons character. Man, that guy was denser than a dying star. He literally had every woman tell him “Yeah, we already take precautions” and instead of acknowledging this, he continued to mansplain. Ugh!

And to think those dogs are all owned by one (lucky) woman!