How about 40 St. Bernards?

Have you tried soaking in an epsom salt bath? You just add a cup or two of epsom salts to your bath water and soak in it for an hour. Do this 2-3 times a week. The magnesium in the salts is supposed to help with insomnia, as well as calm the manic squirrels in your head. I tried this a few months ago when I was only…

Fellow Ontarian here. I can’t believe I have to listen to this guy’s stupid hoser voice for the next four years!

I want to buy a sunhat but I’m squeamish about catching head lice (I know the possibility is low, but still). Most of the hats I want are made from paper straw, so throwing it in the washer/dryer is off. How do you sterilize such a hat? So far the best solution I’ve read about, is to put it in an airtight bag for 10…

Honest Abe!

Remember when Doug Ford’s daughter, Krista Ford said (in regards to rape): “Stay alert, walk tall, carry mace, take self defence classes and don’t dress like a whore.” Yeah, great family.

So it’s the stores that are losing money? That certainly explains things. I still want my damn safety seals!

But how can these companies not care about the amount of money they’re losing? I’ve seen entire rows of lipsticks or foundation bottles that have been opened and touched — that’s money the companies will never see. We live in such a germaphobic climate, you’d think the makeup companies would cater to this.

This is slightly off topic, but why do so many drugstore brand cosmetics lack safety seals? I don’t understand the company’s thinking behind this — customers aren’t going to want to buy something if a hundred other ppl’s nasty fingers have been all over it. How much money are makeup companies losing every year due to…

I think you might be thinking of another book. The scientists use a machine if I remember things correctly. I’m not sure if you’re familiar w/Michael Crichton’s books? He’s not what you’d call a literary writer, his stuff is more action-oriented, a page turner, something you’d read on a plane ride or on the beach.

If you want something slightly mindless and a quick, fun read, I would suggest Timeline by Michael Crichton. It’s about a group of scientists/archeology students who go back in time to rescue their professor who is stuck in 14th century France. This was also made into a movie starring Paul Walker, Gerard Butler,…

Is it my imagination or has Jezebel lost a lot of commenters? Some articles barely have 50 comments. Where did everyone go?

I guess you could ask a contractor/construction/architect friend? (BTW my username is from a Patton Oswalt joke.)

Be sure that your roof can actually support the weight of your planters.

I don’t know if you know this but generally ideas aren’t copy righted while finished works of art are. It’s great you want to share your creativity with the world, but be careful someone doesn’t steal your work.

All I can think of is that Star Trek TNG episode where Data gets it on w/Tasha Yar.

If Asian men are so undesirable, how come we’re the most populous race? I mean, somebody obviously finds them attractive.

Has anyone seen that cheesy movie (starring Bruce Greenwood) called The Companion?

Yeah but if you do try and teach boys about emotional intelligence, the MRA’s will complain that schools are trying to “feminize” them.

Full disclosure, I’m Asian too. It’s weird that Asian men have been labelled with the “unattractive” moniker when they’re not any more ugly/handsome than men of any other race.