We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did

It’s kind of tautological to argue that there are no successful mid-majors because the ones that are successful don’t count as mid-majors.

Believe it or not, the last underdog, no-name team to break through to the second weekend was Florida Gulf Coast’s Dunk City squad back in 2013.

That was an entirely different front office that grabbed Manziel in the first.

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

AND WHERE DO THEY TEND TO LIVE? IN CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISESESES. CITIES WITH URBAN HOUSING CRISEES HAVE ACRONYMS, LIKE LA OR NYC OR CHICAGO... CEO IS ALSO AN ACRONYM, WHICH REARRANGED SPELLS “OPEC”, BUT WITHOUT THE “P”. WHO ELSE DOESN’T HAVE PEE? SEA ANEMONES. ANEMONES IS A HOMONYM WITH ENEMY AND CEOS ARE THE…

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

When the hell did Jalopnik become a political site? Every other “article” about politics. While this one is at least related to the auto industry - most of the bullshit spread out here makes it worth skipping the entire site . I come here to read/comment on CARS, not politics.....

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

Indeed. Us liberals shouldn’t be giving him such gifts. Protecting speech used to be a liberal value, and we should take it up again before this whole thing bites us in the ass. Because it will.

Mock up of a new logo

This type of thing ought to be praised, but of course people will find a way to bitch about it I’m sure because it’s Trump. As masturbatory and self-centered as he is portrayed to be it doesn’t really fit the narrative for him to pass on something self-congratulatory like this. The liberal media desperately wants to…

+1 Night Train To Mundo Fine

I talked to [the Knicks] afterwards, everybody’s on the same page now. They understood it right away after I explained myself to them.

#allpoetrysucks

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.