They probably go home, I guess. I mean, it’s not like other countries are that bad. Unless you’re insinuating that Mexico is a third world country, in which case, what the fuck.

Yes, those pesky amendments. Don’t worry, they’ll be eviscerated soon enough. Hope you enjoy it!

I read that he actually travelled to open a Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Cambodia.

Remember when Democrats mocked the idea the election could be rigged?

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

“BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, BRENT!!!”

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

And if Trump did not accept the call from President Tsai Ing-wen, the press would be calling him a puppet for China.

“OMG! Young men and women are sexually evaluating each other based upon looks, style, sex appeal and physical attributes! Sound the alarms! We need to take this to the streets!”

When did the sexually uptight televangelist busy-bodies of the 80's & 90's (Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson etc.) morph into the liberals of the present?

Evaluating people based upon their physical appearance and sex appeal is wrong! Oh, wait, no it’s not. Not when Jezebel does it...

This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

Oh good. It is essential that we never allow criticism of Israel and US foreign policy in the middle east. Good job ADL. So very important to focus on this rather than the ACTUAL FUCKING NAZIS IN THE WHITEHOUSE

I had to go elsewhere to find out what he said that was so controversial. Hold on to your butts:

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

On my first day of graduate school six years ago I took an oath. On my first day of VA orientation two months ago I took a similar oath.

It literally just happened.

You know who else was a victim of domestic violence? The guy who got his dick cut off.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?