Hot take: the NFL shouldn’t punish anyone for anything that happens off the field with on the field consequences. We’ve seen the wildly inconsistent and extra judicial enforcement already and it invites comparisons with on the field issues. Tom Brady didn’t beat anyone, and actually cheated at the game* and he…

You know, we could save a lot of strain on the criminal court system if we just let employers adjudicate all alleged criminal activity on the part of their employees.

Have you actually read anything on the Kane trial? He was clearly falsely accused. He had the fucking DA going after him and they found nothing on him, plus the whole falsifying evidence thing... Chapman wasn’t even on the Cubs when he pulled that shit. Sounds like you were never that involved in Chicago sports in…

Good?

Where have I read this before.....hmmm oh wait last year. Let’s all panic again

I can’t let him die in vain

Refs knew they blew it and let it go.

It’s because of the delayed penalty. That happens when the team that will be on the power play still has possession of the puck. Once the puck is touched by anyone on the team that committed the penalty, play stops, so for the other team, pulling the goalie is the right thing to do since it rarely turns out…

This is tragic, but why is a fifteen year old out at 4 AM?

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Please do. Snarky non-parents suck

I think Nate’s raging against other stats-based pundits who keep twisting themselves (and the data) in knots to say Hillary is far ahead. For example, the Princeton Election Consortium has Clinton’s win probability between 79%-87% (http://election.princeton.edu/), while 270towin has Clinton’s win probability as high…

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

Finally, the Court notes that it is extremely displeased by Defendant Rose’s renewed implication that evidence Plaintiff was “sexually adventurous with [Defendant] Rose” and drank alcohol with Defendant Rose on the night in question in any way affects whether Plaintiff consented to group sex with Defendants Rose,…

It’s per 100 km, otherwise it would be crazily expensive.

I am gonna expose myself to the ridicule and scorn of the Internet on this one, but come the fuck on, Dad. Your kid jumped onto the field at a professional sporting event, subjecting himself to injury, arrest, or worse. I know you want to be his friend, but you aren’t. You are his dad. He wrote his phone number on his…