I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Yep Kobe the guy who stayed with the team that drafted him for his entire career. Greatest Charlotte Hornet of all time

Yes, because the most popular sport (soccer) in the world does not have elite talent aggregation by the top teams in every league except MLS.

I’m not convinced this season will be any less fascinating? Going into last season, everyone assumed it’d be the Cavs out of the East and GSW out of the West, and the exact storyline most predicted played out, and it was one of the most dramatic seasons in NBA history. The storyline’s now set again, and it has the…

When was it, exactly, that superstars wanted to create their own legacy and win titles on their own accord? Helpful hint: unrestricted free agency started in 1988. (Tom Chambers!)

Yeah and also these guys get paid money to play a kids’ game. They’re living the dream. I remember a time when Fergie Jenkins had to work as an auto mechanic during the off-season just to make ends meet. And the man is a goddamn hall of famer. Although he shouldn’t be since he only won 295 games. What’s up with that…

What does this have to do with Donald Trump?

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Wait till Ronaldo finds out that the complimentary tweet he thought came from an Icelandic fan was actually Peter Gammons.

Muhammad Smalli

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Fuck off

The probability of a random man being a murderer in his lifetime -around 0.01%. The probability of random murder being a woman is around 25%. These numbers do not suggest that there should be a gendered approach to the problem of murder.

You know bananas already are clones right? They’d be clones of clones!

Talk about missing the point. They don’t care about relearning the names. They care that to them it’s Nintendo helping speed along the erasure of their native language and culture as Chinese culture and language is forcibly replacing theirs.

Kickdor

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

Me

Go back to bed, Katie.