Yeah and also these guys get paid money to play a kids’ game. They’re living the dream. I remember a time when Fergie Jenkins had to work as an auto mechanic during the off-season just to make ends meet. And the man is a goddamn hall of famer. Although he shouldn’t be since he only won 295 games. What’s up with that…

I’ll never get to do the slide, ‘cause I ain’t paying no $25 for four seconds of sliding fun!

What does this have to do with Donald Trump?

Meanwhile...

Wait till Ronaldo finds out that the complimentary tweet he thought came from an Icelandic fan was actually Peter Gammons.

Muhammad Smalli

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Fuck off

I wonder if the Captain had taken command back from the Harbor’s Pilot.

The probability of a random man being a murderer in his lifetime -around 0.01%. The probability of random murder being a woman is around 25%. These numbers do not suggest that there should be a gendered approach to the problem of murder.

You know bananas already are clones right? They’d be clones of clones!

Talk about missing the point. They don’t care about relearning the names. They care that to them it’s Nintendo helping speed along the erasure of their native language and culture as Chinese culture and language is forcibly replacing theirs.

Kickdor

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

Me

Go back to bed, Katie.

I see we’ve got our topic starter for virtue-signaling commenters who watch horse racing for all of eight minutes each year.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

First of all, race horses break through the gates not because they are in pain or anything other than they want to race (yes, they actually like competing).

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.