Chelsea just continues to clear room for future superstar Matt Miazga

Sanka, ya dead?

a quote like that, in the context youre using it, seems to imply that all men are capable of killing a woman in the event of rejection.

As a American who loves to play and and watch rugby, and who loves deadspin, I am always happy to see rugby highlights on deadspin. Especially seeing former teammates and opponents during the RWC. But this is shit Timmy. Absolute shit. You are doing the sport a disservice.

You may not like popular things, but that doesn’t make you cool.

At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

They cancelled an A’s game at the O.co for the bigger money Girl Scouts event.

Nah.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

Normal

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

I had Ryan Johansen autograph a block of ice outside Nationwide once... all he said was “but... its gonna melt...” then he got really winded and had to sit down for 59 minutes

Gallico was a man of his time. You would blanch to hear Benjamin Franklin’s thoughts on women, other races and homosexuals. Imagine how the McKennas of the future will laugh at you, poor fellow. You will seem impossibly provincial, hopelessly pompous, laughably conceited, insufferably self-righteous and, worst of all,…

Oh, from the headline, I thought that he’d legally adopted Avril and paid his tuition at an exclusive Christian high school.

Had they just never seen an actual photo of Yasiel Puig? The dude in the video looks more like a taller Russel Martin.

Some great players have come out of the California Penal League.

Thank god he only ran over a 72 year old while drunk, instead of beating the shit of a woman. Because apparently, one of these is forgivable, and one is not.

I’m safe. It’s a no load fund.

Plaxico Burress had his whole retirement riding on guns, and he didn’t even know it.