At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

They cancelled an A’s game at the O.co for the bigger money Girl Scouts event.

Nah.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

Normal

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

I had Ryan Johansen autograph a block of ice outside Nationwide once... all he said was “but... its gonna melt...” then he got really winded and had to sit down for 59 minutes

Gallico was a man of his time. You would blanch to hear Benjamin Franklin’s thoughts on women, other races and homosexuals. Imagine how the McKennas of the future will laugh at you, poor fellow. You will seem impossibly provincial, hopelessly pompous, laughably conceited, insufferably self-righteous and, worst of all,…

Oh, from the headline, I thought that he’d legally adopted Avril and paid his tuition at an exclusive Christian high school.

Had they just never seen an actual photo of Yasiel Puig? The dude in the video looks more like a taller Russel Martin.

Some great players have come out of the California Penal League.

Thank god he only ran over a 72 year old while drunk, instead of beating the shit of a woman. Because apparently, one of these is forgivable, and one is not.

I’m safe. It’s a no load fund.

Plaxico Burress had his whole retirement riding on guns, and he didn’t even know it.

I saw this headline and thought some new development must have happened but nope its just a 6 day late weigh-in on a topic that just about every voice in sports media has already covered.

Making this post public invites questions about the site’s editorial process. Who the hell signed off on this?

Even the tiniest tiny violin DGAF.

The narrative is that colleges don’t take rape seriously, and that the victims aren’t adequately protected by school administration. If Rolling Stone and the producers of Hunting Ground can’t find any cases where that truly happens, maybe the narrative is wrong.

If I’m Urban Meyer, I fake a heart attack and duck all responsibility for that abortion of a game plan.