Join the Scientologists, Tom. It is your destiny.

Tom basically wants to be Derek Jeter but he keeps acting like A-Rod.

This is a dumb fucking joke.

Purple prose is BACK

That’s our public school system for you.

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

My first reaction was the same thing:

Female celebrities have their naked bodies shared with the world without their consent = bad

Before he was a thundering coach king swinging bags of hot cash to and fro with his sausaged fingers, he used to come and dig holes in my yard. Every week he’d show up and just dig a modest hole. I’d say, excuse me, but what are you doing digging that hole. And he’d say, I’m from a meager background and I’m working my…

You do know that Snow White came out 80 years ago, right?

The best part about this is that the water was too shallow to dive in.

Wrong, Salk developed the first version in 1952, Sabin joined the team in 1954. IPV and OPV are both recommended in different situations. So don’t get your anti-merica panties in a ruffle.

“Who developed the Polio vaccine” is not science. It is, at best, science history.

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

It’s literally what the case is about, brah. What they’re accused of is intentionally violating the league rules to gain an on-field advantage. It’s one thing to say that you don’t think he had knowledge of the situation, but you can’t say that the underlying accusation isn’t cheating during the Superbowl.

First the argument was that only a moralizing dipshit would care about what an athlete does off the field, now you’re called a moralizing dipshit if you care that they cheated during the Superbowl? Interesting analysis.

Serena is built like a dude while Sharapova is a super model. Of course she’s easier to market. You guys see racism in everything.

Hacker logic: “I don’t care if you engage in a perfectly legal business enterprise! I am the ultimate digital moral authority and I decide what does and does not qualify as socially acceptable!”

If this were a private data dump of women or LGBT, the treatment by gawker media would be 180 degrees different.