IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

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For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

It’s literally what the case is about, brah. What they’re accused of is intentionally violating the league rules to gain an on-field advantage. It’s one thing to say that you don’t think he had knowledge of the situation, but you can’t say that the underlying accusation isn’t cheating during the Superbowl.

First the argument was that only a moralizing dipshit would care about what an athlete does off the field, now you’re called a moralizing dipshit if you care that they cheated during the Superbowl? Interesting analysis.

Serena is built like a dude while Sharapova is a super model. Of course she’s easier to market. You guys see racism in everything.

Four games for an obvious cheater is going after him hard? His motive is to protect the integrity of the game. Can wait to see Brady squirm and backtrack under oath.

I dunno, if the Patriots end up pulling this one out after proving definitively to everyone how badly they cheat I don’t think I will be able to stomach that taste.

I'm 99% sure he pays her for her travel and somewhere for her to stay in Monaco. She brought this upon herself by getting his visa revoked. She thought it would guarantee her full custody & it blew up in her face. I have absolutely no sympathy for Kelly in this situation.

please don’t give rich people money

“The account was true and well-reported. It concerns a senior business executive at one of the most powerful media companies on the planet.”

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

The fan experience isn’t the only thing that matters in sports, but it is the central thing

In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won’t now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him.

Is it not true MLBers get lifetime insurance after one game? Or a $34,000 pension after 43 days in the bigs?

A radio interview would make you pass on a school?

“What’s better than having Bargnani on this team? Having TWO Bargnanis on this team. I call that my Bargnani metric, nerds.”

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

It doesn’t fail me that the black guy wrote this article. It’s like Deadspin uses Greg Howard as their house boy when they really want to criticize a black guy and talk about racism But don't want it to look too bad.