Instead of fart taxes, the system would work better with fart deductibles

*whoever

No no no! We’re supposed to think fat people are bad, not that girls are bad!

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

“Please explain comedy to me.”

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Uh...corrosion and rust will eventually take that lock back to nothing. It may take hundreds of years - but I don’t think a metal lock on a tree is an environmental catastrophe.

I can sleep comfortably at night knowing that I’m doing my part to stick it to companies like Adidas and Nike by buying their much cheaper knockoffs at near authentic quality.

Don’t trust him! He totally exploited that serial killer preying on the homeless to appear compassionate in his quest for the statehouse! Also, he cut funding to the schools! Randy had to live in that group home and Dookie ended up addicted to drugs!

No. Can’t tolerate different viewpoints and it’s not just the consent stuff, they also want trigger warnings and to police professors and what they can and can’t teach, lest these delicate flowers be exposed to any form of thinking that doesn’t mesh 100% with their ideology. They’re like the feminist taliban.

Once again proving that college students have WAY too much time on their hands.

The old lady was a neighbor and Cooper and her friends gained access to her home by pretending to be interested in Bible study. They instead murdered her with a butcher knife and robbed the house.

Here is a photo of her victim, Ruth Pelke, who was a bible study teacher - whom Cooper stabbed to death with a 12” butcher knife while sitting on top of her yelling, “Where’s the money, bitch?”. Cooper (and 3 others) were invited by Pelke into Pelke’s home after they had claimed to be interested in bible studies.…

It wasn’t. She also committed murder.

She stabbed an old lady almost 40 times. I think I'll sleep just fine tonight.

The Obamas will be accepting this generous offer, right? He’s been into her since she was 9 years old, so that’s true love right there.

“I got interested in her in 2008”

The Jeffersons won’t be happy to hear that.

To top that: your best player is also a walking bitch fest, despite NOT winning all that much in his tenure at the club.

It makes me sad how much false accusations hurt rape victims. Even putting aside the irreparable damage to the accused.