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Because forgetting to pay isn’t an NCAA violation. Having a hookup is.

There was a reason to lie about the free stuff at the time. If he accepted free food, then the NCAA could have fucked up his season. And it’s not a stretch that the grocery store employees would lie to keep him playing football each Saturday.

I mean Jameis Winston sucks and all, but his story is bullshit because the Publix employees stated otherwise?

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

Stuff like this is why I stopped watching hockey. Unless he’s faking, he has a fractured wrist and media types are defending Subban’s right to slash. It's moronic.

I honestly don’t know why that deserved more than two minutes.

Attention everyone, Birdstyle would like you to know he is better than you. Please be advised.

In the NFL, winning > sexual assault.

GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

I disagree with the demographically significant comment, but their marriage is certainly weird. It is a business partnership between a guy who is a serial cheater and a woman who is either okay with the cheating or just into strange power brokering.

AN OUT IS AN OUT

So there are leagues worse than MLS after all.

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

I know! The litmus test for being interesting is how much and how graphically you talk about sex with your immediate family members. (But, for real, though, we are pretty boring and uptight and white. Thanks for noticing!)

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

This is great Kinja

::Ring ring::

THAT PIECE OF WHITE TRASH THINK HE’S A MAN FOR POPPING A BONE BACK IN HIS WRIST! LET ME SAY IT, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY SCOTT STEINER IS A BIGGER MAN THAN THAT GUY WILL EVER BE, BECAUSE I POP MY BONES IN ALL MY FREAKS! THAT’S WHY IM FREAKZILLA, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME BIG POPPA PUMP, AND I’LL SHOW THAT PIECE OF CRAP…

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...