GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

I disagree with the demographically significant comment, but their marriage is certainly weird. It is a business partnership between a guy who is a serial cheater and a woman who is either okay with the cheating or just into strange power brokering.

AN OUT IS AN OUT

So there are leagues worse than MLS after all.

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

I know! The litmus test for being interesting is how much and how graphically you talk about sex with your immediate family members. (But, for real, though, we are pretty boring and uptight and white. Thanks for noticing!)

There’s literally no way that’s true but God bless you anyway

This is great Kinja

::Ring ring::

THAT PIECE OF WHITE TRASH THINK HE’S A MAN FOR POPPING A BONE BACK IN HIS WRIST! LET ME SAY IT, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY SCOTT STEINER IS A BIGGER MAN THAN THAT GUY WILL EVER BE, BECAUSE I POP MY BONES IN ALL MY FREAKS! THAT’S WHY IM FREAKZILLA, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME BIG POPPA PUMP, AND I’LL SHOW THAT PIECE OF CRAP…

If he had only kept the bone from popping out at that Perkins restaurant...

I can’t stop thinking what the reaction would be if the interview was of a 53-year old man and his wife whom he repeatedly raped and impregnated starting at age 12...I’m guessing a lot more harsh?

Cancer’s a bitch but I’ll never understand everyone personifying it. It’s like if your dad drowned and you were all like “Fuck you H2O, you insidious beast!”. It's just a disease, it has no intentions or malfeasance.

The thing is this.

Federal prosecutors have accused former NFL cornerback Will Allen and a partner are accused of running an approximately $31 million Ponzi scheme that lured in athletes from all four major American sports leagues.

Some of the shit he said on Twitter was genuinely awful, and it wasn’t “idiotic” to be off-put by it. That one about fat chicks? It wasn’t even a joke... it was just pointing and laughing at fat women. It wasn’t trying to be clever or witty or anything: it was just fucking mean.

You know, I take serious issue with the fact we are calling this idiotic. The jokes he wrote weren’t funny, and they were definitely antisemitic and weirdly misogynistic for literally no reason. It didn’t even improve the stupid, shitty jokes. Had he been, say, a Republican staffer who was making inappropriate…

Hey Clover, do you mind me asking if you’re still dating him?

I just, don’t understand why we are giving him the runway. We go off on so many people for exactly the same thing Noah did. I mean how many times have we read that “the Internet is real life” and that threats and statements on the Internet do carry real world consequences? Why is Noah being left off for misogynist and…

But you did write this: http://jezebel.com/is-the-uva-rap…