No it's true just shitty deadspin wording

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"Man, I'm telling you, the second half under is a lock..............."

Speaking of people who don't even bother to survey the situation before passing, the Jets also need a quarterback.

The last time linen disappeared so quickly it was being worn by Ray Lewis.

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

Shark Week Aquarium

Under the old BCS system, the National Championship Game probably would have been Alabama vs Florida State. Oregon and Ohio State wouldn't have had the opportunity to play for the championship.

Ohio State and Urban Meyer exercised some demons tonight.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

The "Knick Stank", indeed.

Oh yeah, Samer?! Well then.......

It is a catch-all for behaviors that Jezebel doesn't like but can't necessarily be called sexist or racist.

cc: Rex Ryan

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

I....I don't understand what you want people to stop doing. Stop talking about the problem?

In my experience, dudes either don't care, kind of fake care to act gentlemanly, or care way too much aka trying past the point I am bored and tired and saying stop. As much as not caring is kind of a slap in the face, a lot of times it's the easiest way. I've also had sex without one (most of the times I've had sex)…

Yeah, Putin was so "friendly" with Bush he invaded Georgia. Sheesh, leave the politics outta this one. The whole concept is brain-dead.

I can just see them pitching the idea....."It's just like a sub launched nuke, or a road mobile nuke - but with the added benefit of a fixed route that it can not deviate from."