Innocuous, surely. It’s not like they were blaming Obama, which would be racist and the story would be about the whining racists who didn’t get to spend $1600 to memorialize their racist relative.

No, it’s mostly through publishing legal notices. In some areas only one paper meets the statutory requirements so they have a little monopoly.

Well, the good news is that this will soften the blow when they tell them that the kitchen staff isn’t coming in anymore either.

I mean, poverty definitions are relative. A family of four making $25K a year is in poverty in America, but their income and standard of living are much higher than the average family in most of the world.

Sorry, but judging the cultural practices of third world countries and restricting immigration are not cool and good things to support.

Men’s Wearhouse: “You Shouldn’t Like the Way You Look Because You’re Probably a Rapist and Definitely Misogynist and Actually Your Concern with Physical Appearance is a Form of Oppression. I Guarantee It.”

“They should be ashamed of themselves,” sounds like it was Gillette’s vision for their customers.

It’s weird because everyone responds well if you suggest that black people could do a better job controlling themselves and raising their children.

Definitely an odd pivot from “The Best a Man Can Get” to “Fuck You, You Rapist Piece of Shit”.

This is the attitude you expect from a coach whose name is a mafia nickname.

Ultimately they stopped after being threatened with a spot in the Royals’ rotation.

How many times do you think Trump has needed to be talked out of appointing her to his cabinet? 

Well, I say good for him. Why should he show up at practice just because it’s a requirement of the job he signed a massive contract to do?

Surely a candidate whose staffer may have non-consensually kissed a woman after the campaign was over must be disqualified.

Slightly weird comparison to make a few days before Garrett coaches the Cowboys in a divisional round playoff game but whatever.

Obviously we would play Canada for the title.

Sexy people have a poor track record in Congress so that first video is very concerning.

Demographically none of them are representative of their district: Tlaib’s is overwhelmingly black, Haaland’s is white/Hispanic and Omar’s is mostly white.

That igloo may outlast his Presidential campaign.

Oh boy, hearings! And then maybe a report! Maybe someday we’ll even get a blue-ribbon panel to look into it.