A weird appeal to provincialism for teams made up primarily of expensive foreign players.

Since this will be an actual league match instead of an exhibition, that is less likely.

Looks like they activated Teddy Bridgewater Mode.

I wonder what his real name and birthdate are.

Do you think he showed up to the first practice still wearing Dolphins gear?

A neighbor she just met that day! A lot of things in the story don’t make sense, but there’s really no plausible way she could know about someone shitting in her place but not know who it was.

Not to truther this too hard, but how would she know that someone had been shitting in the apartment before she moved in?

But how many huddles did he break successfully?

That was weeks ago!

You can’t just go around paying off recruits in broad daylight anymore.

Governing and empowering themselves by using drugs while pregnant?

They’re owned by random local business people. I don’t think many people fear the tyranny of the First National Bank of Podunk.

Without having read any of this, let me just assure you that this vote, like every vote, was a referendum on Trump and the result unambiguously proves that everyone hates him.

I have to assume someone who reviewed this raised the same point, which is why they added the dumb clarification.

Trubisky shouldn’t have been allowed to shed the “Mr. Buscuits” nickname as easily as he was, but at least no one went along with his attempt to go by “Mitchell”.

Well, it is a whole loaf. But a cup of mac and cheese, a cup of potato soup and a loaf of bread still does not seem overwhelming and I feel comfortable saying that Marchman is a pussy.

This is going to be pretty ugly for the posthumous inductees.

I guess the racism of Speedy Gonzales is worse than the misogyny of Pepe Le Pew.

Did he take this from a year-old reddit post? https://amp-reddit-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/6o2y7a/dirk_nowitzki_in_video_games_throughout_the_years/?amp_js_v=0.1&usqp=mq331AQGCAEoATgA

Someone needs to hire Frank Isola so he can continue to piss off Jim Dolan.