Considering the article gives an average cost of 25 cents, this seems like profoundly the wrong question to be asking.

Jeeem is gonna narc on your ass before you get the second “dilly” out.

Are you really going to spend all that money and show no respect for tradition? You’re supposed to get thrown out for shouting, “GET IN THE HOLE!”

Sure; it’s mostly white frat boys, probably.

It’s a quota for cases, not deportations.

It’s their second title in three years, not two. UNC won it last year, and they beat Michigan State, not Michigan, in 2009.

Condemning Africans to death during Passover is pretty on-point.

Right, why not focus on gangs, like MS-13? You never hear Trump say anything about them.

It’s not a deportation quota. They have to handle maybe 4% more cases and not have more than 15% of their decisions reversed.

For example, they decided not to enforce immigration laws for years so they could maintain a supply of cheap labor, and perpetuated the idea that we absolutely couldn’t survive otherwise.

Only three minutes before the first Trump post!

Obviously racism. Can you imagine a white punter being cut for being too outspoken?

Definitely more sustainable to cave to union demands and spend money you don’t have.

This is definitely a thing black people should be spending their time worrying about.

Of course it was the gin. This is an aspect of the movie you appreciate more as an adult.

Barely beating a bunch of random Alaskan guys was about the biggest victory a Rangers fan could expect to see at that point.

It certainly makes sense for him to go to a team with a reputation for choking.

Excerpted from the Adam Dunn Guide to Fielding.

Hasn’t he been punished enough?

Don’t mention the free throws to them unless you’re prepared to have someone yell, “THAT WAS A CHARGE” hard enough to blow the skin off your face.