Corndogs twice a day for weeks sounds less like a civil rights violation and more like Mom went to visit her sister and left Dad in charge of food.

It’s possible that she was that somebody.

I got an offer for every minimum wage job I applied for so I am just going to declare myself the CEO.

“He honestly just seems a bit empty.”

The difference is that this isn’t non-pro, it just excludes the vast majority of the best pros.

That’s more failed Rangers prospects (being a little generous to Chad Kolarik here) than you’re likely to see on any non-Rangers roster. Can Dylan McIlrath get US citizenship in time for the games?

What is this country coming to if a white girl can’t even get a black guy thrown in jail anymore?

It’s not fair for a team to get good players just because they’re willing to pay them and the players want to be there. I mean, it’s fair to the players but whatever.

Yeah, it’s not a very believable threat. But it really was just about all they could do. Other than maybe threatening to give his phone number and address to Cards fans.

Maybe they wanted to piss him off badly enough that he would opt out just to get away.

The season is still young!

Yankees playing 4-D chess while everyone else is playing checkers.

YEAH JEETS!

I really don’t think being an openly heterosexual male has ever been met with more disapprobation than right now.

One of the privileges of being a white male is that you get to bear responsibility for the misdeeds of Nazis *and* Jews.

I really am not seeing how this is awful. Having a button to lock (or, presumably, unlock) your door without having to get up just sounds like a trivial convenience being blown out of proportion. The story about taking his pants off in his office is what an awful story sounds like.

“McBride also played on 78 percent of the team’s offensive snaps in Sunday’s loss to the Eagles.”

It’s weird that people who think NBC ignored sexual harassment for years are sure they were very careful and responsible about firing Lauer.

The Sandusky thing is not actually why they backed out, right? Vague third-hand allegations that he saw “something” ~25 years ago? They were already public when he was hired at OSU. It seems pretty obvious that people have decided to seize upon as an objection to somebody they just don’t want to coach their team.

Try to imagine being turned down by a woman and then seeing her in this calendar.