It was perfect comedy delivery. There are times when jokes are inserted and they feel painful (some of Matt Smith’s aping for the cameras for example or any time they tried to write a “joke” in TNG) but this was perfect. Set up was clean and unforced, the punchline was not over delivered and the call back intensified…

Assault and battery.

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

My parents always thought it was so cute that I’d tuck all my dolls to sleep at night. They’d find their shoes turned into makeshift beds filled with Barbies. Tissue boxes were emptied in pursuit of tiny blankets. I was just such a loving kid with caretaker instincts. What they did not know was that my older sister…

Must be a scary time to be a man....who has raped women.

The best part is the call to her mother.  I have so many questions about that phone call, but I will just say that if my daughter called me the day after her honeymoon and told me that her new husband just came home with 100 cans of Chunky Soup I’d call the police.

That’s because EA went through getting crucified for it’s ridiculous work practices back in 2004:

All Men Are Ugly. Bald heads, skeevy eyes, manboobs, big guts, tiny dicks, low I.Q., big mouths, hairy backs, zero cleanliness, filthy habits, big baby tantrums, lazier than a day is long, and needy as fuck. Wait, that’s just you.

Miller was in her life for much longer than Davidson, Miller was there for her through the horror of the bombing and the concert after it....not to mention what I’m sure she went through trying to help him cope with his addiction. I suspect, like a lot of people, she didn’t break up with him because she didn’t love…

THERE .. ARE .. FANTASTIC ... FOUR... LIGHTS

Sometimes you’re just at the mercy of the production schedule and that’s what happens.

Lady, it’s TOO FUCKING LATE to build an “open, safe, and positive environment” when you’ve already shown you’re a bigot.

I understand that Cheney is probably the biggest villain of the Bush years when all is said and done, but Bush was still the president. He was also a grown man capable of making decisions. He made several bad ones. For eight years straight. You don’t have to be some evil villain out of a comic book to have a lot of…

About a year ago, I was dealing with the very tragic loss of my parents and distracting myself with Netflix and Tinder. Matched with a guy who had a shirtless mirror selfie - usually a hard pass for me, but he seemed sweet so I talked to him. I had hurt my back and was home in bed for 4-5 days and he said he was home…

l legitimately do not know what to do. I’m horrified every single day, but I feel helpless and useless. I donate money, argue passionately for my beliefs, am working on the Senate campaign of someone I deeply believe it (but who is not likely to win because I live in a terrible place), and write to my (useless)…

While they don’t technically need phones, you’ll be kneecapping their chances at a healthy social life. And yes, I’m fully aware of how that sounds, but the genie is out of the bottle and it’s not going back in. The phone is the medium through which young people primarily interact these days.

When *I* was a kid, you had to pick up the old Konica and buy some 35 mm film and have a friend take nudes FOR you. Then you’d have to go down to the pharmacy or photo hut and drop your film into an envelope with all your info on it. Then 3-5 days later, you’d come back and pick up your pictures and hope your nudes…

Yeah, for me, the worst part about Kirchgessner’s response was this:

I like that theory, for the most part. But for me it always rankled that Twelve knew Gallifrey was in the clear and owed his literal new life to the regeneration cycle his people gave him and still came out morose.