If you generally enjoy low-stakes reality TV, I recommend watching it. Not necessarily the special, but the series. Keeping Up has become my go-to when I need to like, zone out and watch something fun.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

This election proved there are family members I don’t need a relationship with. Just because we’re related doesn’t mean we need to spend time together or interact in any way.

“With All Disrespect” would make a great album title…

The guy singing the anthem for the Lions/Falcons kneeled and raised his fist when he sang the last note.

It doesn’t. fucking. matter. where. you. live.

Now? After everything so far, NOW is when you first have the idea?!

This motherfucker right here....

I am neither British nor Canadian (did you mean Aussie? Scots? ‘Cause I don’t think that word is a typical side at Timmie’s) and feel no great void in my life for acknowledging that it’s more hateful and gendered than “fuck.”

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

I’ve been with my partner for almost 15 years and our sex life is almost nonexistent. Forgive the cliche, but it’s true: it’s not him, it’s me. I had severe medical issues when I was in my twenties that make P in V extremely difficult, to the point that it’s not worth it. (Turns out that watching your partner suddenly…

YUP. This is what people don’t tell you when you’re trying to decide whether to marry someone (at least, no one told me). You need to consider what you’ll need in a partner over the course of your whole life and it’s pretty likely that your sexual needs are going to change. Age is a factor, as are kids, a busy job,…

Check your moral compass and consider your options:

I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

It´s beautiful. But aside from the art, which is stunning. I find that her silhouette is rather close to Symmetra; That way I think they could be confused.

Are we really going to pounce on MJH for expressing disappointment over a missed vacation? We know Dominica will be/is devastated by Maria but she’s allowed to have that reaction. Jesus, people are so fucking quick to jump down someone’s throat when they don’t immediately express sympathy/sorrow/pledges to help. She…

Everything about the food and the owner’s evangelical bullshit has been covered, so I’ll jump in with this:

I am willing to die on a hill for pickles. Let’s go.

All I’m saying is I find it curious how he has chosen to deal with this rumor. Rather than flat out deny that he ever did these things he somewhat dances around them. For someone who speaks so frankly about literally everything, he’s has chosen for whatever reason to be less than frank on this subject.

Are those dicks sticking out of a paper bag like baguettes or are they all mashed into a Ziploc like chicken cutlets?