Nobody wants to use your crappy spacestation anyway.

As a Muslim, I must say I am intrigued by the prospect of 72,000 virgins in one place.

“Smart Guns” or how I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love American Oxymorons.

Is it possible to play this as a pure petting simulator?

The only positive takeaway from Ryan Reynolds’ affinity for motorcycles is his higher than average chance of dying on a motorcycle.

Of course he was shopping for a Mustang

This is amazing. I can’t wait to spend $300 to give my children the privilege of manufacturing plastic peices of garbage like Chinese slave labourers.

It’s incredibly obvious, if you have attention for details.

Misspelled “Fag shit”?

mmm.... ribs.

B-BUT HOW WILL I GET ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY MOVING CHAIR??!?

I can’t imagine being an eternal virgin, but there you go.

How does it feel to hate fun and life?

Yo pedo.

Dumb baby.

T1D, here.

Sorry you’re dead inside.

Faggot.

Cunt.

Fuck you and your jingoistic propaganda blog, faggot.