In my mind I am picturing this anecdote as starring Kristen Bell and Jason Segal.

WHOA. That’s amazing.

If the two teams played in the Bulls time, the Bulls would crush them...Curry wouldn’t be able to make it with the physicality of defenses back then. If they played now, Jordan would be so totally dominant with the new defensive rules, that the Bulls would be unstoppable. Bulls either way.

“Help, Mario, I’ve been kidnapped!”

This is all that matters. Danny Willet’s brother’s Twitter.

The best part of Oklahoma getting blown out is we heard Boomer Sooner fewer times than in any televised Oklahoma sporting event in history

Correction: Hitler was about to be taken by The Russians when he offed himself.

This guy is equal parts Joakim Noah and Adam Morrison

Should be plenty of time to rest these guys when they destroy the 8 seed in the play-offs.

Nike Exec: Thanks for coming in today Steven.

Why not get rid of it altogether and just put the ball on the 20 after a score by the other team? Seriously, for the rare time that a kick gets returned for a TD they risk getting players hurt with violent collisions. I don;t watch football for kickoff returns.

No, you don’t. Broadcast (TV and radio) tobacco advertisements have been illegal since January 2, 1971.

I use it all the time on Xbox One - I wouldn’t call it perfect, but it performs about as well for me on XB1 as it does on any other platform.

“Back in ‘62, Yaz would bring an orphan around the clubhouse every day. And let me tell you: I have never- in all my years in baseball- seen a boy eat gruel faster. Faster than Mickey Mantle would run to first base (2.3 seconds, by the way). And no one in that clubhouse complained about that orphan. Not one daggum…

The only thing this story is missing right now is the palpably disappointed commentary of one Hawk Harrelson.

I’m married, I don’t know what this is like :-/

And then the players with out kids are like fuck this I want my dog with me every where, and suddenly Jay Marrioti is showing up in the clubhouse.

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Nope, those are his readers.