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So much this! I’m in my 40s and I grew up watching NASCAR every week (dad’s still a big fan) and as recently as 10 years ago I even kept a cursory tab on things like which race was coming up, who was leading the standings, etc, to be able to have a respectable level of conversation with my dad over the phone.

Skipped it. Didn’t think I’d be able to follow without seeing Super 1-7 first.

Counterpoint:

Summer Games? Winter Games? World Games? Jumpman? Jumpman II? Racing Destruction Set? Rampage? Marble Madness?

+1000! Hate that damn touchpad!

Bought this instead of the other album being released that night at a local record store’s midnight sale. The other album: Doggystyle. I stand by my decision.

This is the one thing I miss from switching back to iPhone a few years ago. Just having a Google widgit on the home screen was so helpful. It’s not like it’s a huge deal to unlock the phone and open the Google app then tap the microphone icon, but I REALLY wish I could choose the virtual assistant that activates…

Why wouldn’t they have opening day on Friday? That way everyone takes the day off and enjoys to the fullest without the fear of going back to work the next day with a massive hangover. How do they not see this?

Dude wears a dive watch with a tux. I’m sure he’ll have no problem wearing an Apple Watch, nor would the movie going audience.

Exactly!

Best $100 saved ever

Anyone have experience with this on a shag rug?

Anyone have experience with this on a shag rug?

+1 rubber chicken

The Foot Soldier of Birmingham

I’m not sure what her connection is with golf, but I’m glad she’s still getting recognized.

Now is the Time > Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow

What other harmless phrases illicit this type of reaction?

Typical dipshit Cub fan. Not paying attention to the game, then causing a distraction that kept people from seeing a home run. And on top of it all, he almost had me possibly consider the thought of potentially thinking of Chris Christie in a different light. Fuck em both.

At least he made an attempt. Mom did him no favors by cowering and essentially boxing him out. And it’s not like she was sacrificing herself to protect the kid either. Down, and to the right she went. Dad had no chance without bowling his kid and old lady over and then really becoming the subject of all of the…