Pretty sure we wouldn't be posting a pic of a woman's cameltoe with a similar headline.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. I thought Pocohontas happened on Pandora.

Just to clarify: these women are Aborigines; in Australia, we would not refer to them as 'black'. (Obviously, their skin colour is highly relevant to this discussion, but I just found it a bit odd, in that at least for me, the two terms imply different minority groups). Would love to be better educated on this if…

Eating cookies like a crazed maniac was exactly what made Cookie Monster so ridiculously funny to 4 year old me - he did exactly what you were not supposed to do. The other monsters (if memory serves me) were a little wary of Cookie because they knew he'd eat all the cookies and that wasn't right or nice to do. He…

Idk, that's all well and good for a human. But who's to say the digestive system of a cookie monster is not intended for cookies all the time? Maybe he's vegetable intolerant?

My two year old loves the original Icona Pop version of this song. We dance to it every morning before I workout.

Not sure if anyone will reply to this, as I'm still in the grey, but I feel like this might be a good place to reach out to any Jezzies who have had surgery before and can maybe help me calm down.

After a long week, and a shift on the crisis line, I treated myself to a nice glass of LaBelle Gewurztraminer. What are other jezzies doing to treat themselves tonight?

Death List Five

This is cool, but ultimately not very helpful for me. H&M sizes are mega odd, and no matter how cute it looks on a hanger, it looks like a garbage bag full of used diapers on me.

I'm happy for all y'all, though.

Open threads are not the same when you are in the gray. :(

It's not TV, but this happened, and it makes me feel better: http://multiversitycomics.com/news/image-exp…

Ooooh girlllll if you haven't yet, find the old mini-series Kings and watch it and revel in Sebastian Stan's greatness.

Guys, this is probably TMI, but I had a dream last night that Chris Evans and I were dating and we were trying to find a place to screw in my parent's house without being caught. I also felt his boner. I don't ever have dreams like this so obviously this means I need to write a letter to CEvans and tell him we were…

The story of that whale is just as crazy as the one on Tilumuk. What a shit show.

Yes, it is actually evil. Sea World could, maybe, completely re-brand into a rehabilitation and education aquarium, with no mammal shows, no circus shit, and no wild-caught animals on display, and then I might not hate the entire organization with every fiber of my being.

Oh, Farrah.