Just the opposite. When Charles visits overnight somewhere (I think this is only for private visits; I don’t think he does this on tours) his retinue packs up his entire bedroom and lots of other stuff and reassembles it in whichever room (or suite of rooms) Charles stays in. I wonder if he knows the word “futon.”

You could argue the same for any kind of meat. It’s funny how different societies arbitrarily see some kinds of meat as okay and others as not. A friend of mine was horrified when I told her that one of my grandfathers farmed rabbits for meat. There are Peruvian paintings of the last supper where one of the dishes is…

Friend, trust that I know where he is at ALL moments. His instagram is my lifeblood. He is so bizarre and off the rails that I can’t look away, while at the same time I want to chain him up in my basement and take care of him forever, throwing away his stupid hats and cutting his hair so he looks like himself again,…

Demi Moore is thirty years older than Nick Jonas so its now officially fine for me to actively pursue Tom Felton, as I am only FIFTEEN years older than him. BRB, on my way to LA.

So absurdly happy for Rami Malek. I think I screamed when his name was announced.

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Crap! Yes I meant King!

Shut up, not-even-Madara. Goddamn Tobi.

I read that the girl is voldemort’s DAUGHTER by Bellatrix. And that the two white boys fucking with time blink the black girl OUT OF EXISTENCE.

Well, this Dirt Bag is full of not-very-fun stuff, so how about we discuss how Woke Bae John Boyega is going to play everyone’s favorite hot Bond fan-cast Idris Elba’s son in an upcoming film?

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

All Rainn Wilson said is that he’s pissed that shooting-killings of animals draw more press and sympathy than shooting-killings of people. So instead of writing faux-outrage ad hominems, understand that this zoo shooting death and human shooting deaths are both substantively but not equally tragic.

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

Considering that he has exactly zero percent odds of winning the nomination, does anyone else feel that Bernie is actively trying to fuck over the Democrats at this point?

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.

she was intellectually pretty much my equal.

Take the word “overseer,” like a sample
Repeat it very quickly in a crew for example
Overseer
Overseer
Overseer
Overseer
Officer, Officer, Officer, Officer!
Yeah, officer from overseer
You need a little clarity?
Check the similarity!
The overseer rode around the plantation
The officer is off patrolling all the nation
…

You quote Liam Hogan in the piece, and he’s done a fantastic job debunking every specific claim made by these idiots, in a five-part series on Medium. I highly recommend you check it out!

Xena was not gay though, she was bisexual. Can we please acknowledge that?

only because my dude and I think Shark Week is fucking hilarious.