Ha!

It’s really nice that Arkham Asylum let her out to do the debates.

Yeah, he was for like one early episode and then he vanished. Then it was all Gunther.

And the only sustenance will be the betrayal calzones.

My family has been doing home made pizza nights on Fridays lately and I keep making a Calzone so my wife started calling me Ben.  

“The kid honestly thought it meant President Bush.”

The term you are looking for is broflake.

This will be like the “Free Speech” rallies similar snowflakes held here last year: there will be a handful of demonstrators and a whole lot more counter-demonstrations rallying for the opposite thing. So, in other words, expect another Pride Parade in Boston on August 30th!

It’s such a clueless response, but it set Adam up to post the picture of McConnell posing in front of a confederate flag.

“Hell’s bells” is one of the Pete lines I use the most. That and “It’s an epic poem for me to get home!” 

I just wanted to say “Happy Birthday”!

“Hell’s bells, Trudy!”

I do use “Not great, Bob!” a lot, but the clip I rewatch the most is a little longer:

...late to the party with Mad Men ...I knew of the quote before I finally got around to even watching the first episode.... When I did finally reach the ... I still laughed out loud and re-watched it like six times

Shut the door, have a seat.

So I was late to the party with Mad Men (better late than never for sure, it’s some of the best TV ever produced) and I knew of the quote before I finally got around to even watching the first episode. When I did finally reach the “Not Great Bob” scene, I still laughed out loud and re-watched it like six times despite…

My habit of breaking into “Zou Bisou Bisou” at the drop of a hat is Mad Men’s greatest contribution to the lives of people who have to deal with me. And occasionally screaming “Pizza Haus,” yes.

Like Mother would ever let Pence be in a three-way! 

Predictions

Worst. Three-way. Ever.