I’m pretty sure Sheldon won’t be driving at 16 as “old” Sheldon did not and could not drive.

I think The Big Bang Theory was just as good as Community. No really, I.....where’d you get all those paintball guns?

Just when I was about to watch a single second of it.

This is the epitome of a film that doesn’t need a sequel. Not that that’s ever stopped anyone before, but it’s still kind of disappointing to see this happening.

Dogg, you got strange cares.

He doesn’t like black people.

Uhh... “everywhere” else?

THANK YOU. Finally, someone with the courage to call out Disturbed’s cover of “Sound of Silence” and point out that it SUUUUUUUUCKS.

And yet it’s still not as bad of a video as ‘We Built This City’. 

I imagine the arm would injure Evelyn quite severely.

Seems odd for them to even offer an option that can’t be automated.

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

“Don’t light things on fire and throw them in the back of the truck”

This is “we only want part timers” benefits.

I actually bought SpiderMan-2 at my local GameStop. Figured the people there have to love gaming more than anything. I was right! The guy at the register asked me about my Pro account (which I don’t have) and then joked it’s not even worth it for him. Thursday before it released I witnessed a great group of employees…

CEOs should cap at X times their lowest paid employee salary. They only go up if everyone does. 

The most shocking thing about any Gamestop story is that they are still technically a functioning business. 

Oof. Am I glad to have stopped working for Gamestop ages ago. I also no longer shop there. I feel bad for the employees. They’re the ones doing all the work and dealing with all the bull. As a company, Gamestop needs to die. They've been steadily enshittifying every aspect of their business for years now. I'll miss…

It wasn’t Iraq.
It was Iraq Lobster!