One of several questions I am left with after reading this article 

I’m just marvelling at Pink’s eyesight. How could she read that tiny text from the stage?

This whole story makes a lot more sense if you read that last word in the headline as “massage.”

its frankly ridiculous that no one thought of a Brady Brunch show before now. 

Walsh got distracted by the realization that he’s handled ass pennies.

This makes me think of how much I hated the Plop/Aaron love arc. Also the way they treated Andy was awful. It was a great show up until Michael left, and even the last season with him was pretty uneven.

He wasn’t this season’s “most controversial contestant” because of the strike; it was because people kept confusing him with the fascist podcaster of the same name.

All the reviews I can find of it are reasonably positive. Even the “bad” reviews don’t say it’s anywhere near terrible. Even Pitchfork gave it 7/10 and they hate everything.

“after finally achieving superstardom with Let’s Dance”

I went back years later and watched those later seasons with fresh eyes. It’s almost like it’s a different show, which is why I didn’t like it at the time. It *is* different. But honestly, it’s not bad once you come to terms with that fact and watch it on those terms. A lot of really great jokes.

I was going to ask after “Daniels told EW about his hesitation about opening up ‘such a perfect thing’ and ‘disappointing fans.’” if he had even seen the last couple of seasons.

I wish there was more commentary on the Bruce Springsteen album, it basically just says “should be good, but producer bad!” Like why. What happened.

I will not sit idly by while you besmirtch The Fatboys

I still think it’s an important meat and fur resource.

Han came first. 

Comparing star wars to pornography seems unfair. Most pornos have a coherent plot. It’s not just “Somehow, Vagina returned.”

Han: Sooooo Luke, what’re you into?

Luke: Oh, I absolutely love jizz! When it comes to aural pleasure, nothing beats jizz! In fact, I love sneaking out to the clubs at night and ingesting as much jizz as humanly possible!

Han: ...

Political correctness gone mad!

Yo, riddle me this. What’s the difference between Sy Snootles, and a dude who breeds Purgil - those giant space mammals they were flying around in in Ahsoka last week?

They were going to describe it as “ejazzculation” before better heads prevailed.