List could also use some Weird Al.  

“Randy Quaid, the latter of whom is a red flag in most any movie”

McKellen’s agent: So, that’s the role. Do you want to take it or pass?

“Okay, Sean, we’re going to run that again, but, uh, this time could you not slap Galadriel?”

your mother Trebek.

braaaaiiinnnsh

Ian Mckellen was meant to be Gandalf, just as Christopher Lee was meant to be Saruman. And that is an encouraging thought...

Sean Connery is coming out of the woodwork? Yikes. Avoid Scottish cemeteries at all costs!

Famously, Connery rejected the part because he didn’t understand it. After seeing how much bank LotR made, he signed up for the next part he didn’t understand.

Patrick McGoohan refused it, and is feeling extremely dead about it.

Is testing your might against the strike rules?

OMITB makes me crave more cross-generational casts that aren’t necessarily familial. Selena Gomez isn’t even the 100th person I would have selected as a perfect scene partner for two boomer comedy legends but it works so damn well. It’s good that people called out the post but it’s pretty clear from Gomez’s collective…

Or maybe just feeling productive is good for mental health. 

I like making the machine go “beep”.

I have much less of an issue with people using the self checkout kiosks than I do with the kiosks themselves. “Please place item in bagging area” when I’ve already placed the item in the bagging area or “unknown item in bagging area” because I accidentally tapped the scale while reaching for a bag…shut the fuck up and…

It made for a funny episode of Always Sunny and at the end of the day that’s all we can really strive for. 

Insiders have been rumbling about this for a while.

What’s so hard to understand? A psychic witch gives birth to a fully formed child whose brother is now riding sandworms like he’s surfing while at the same time a tribe of high-tech desert nomads are all working with him to end the dynastic rule of a 10,000 year old space empire that somehow can’t synthesize a…

Ah well, I guess I’ll just watch the second half of David Lynch’s Dune to see how it all ends. I’m sure it will make complete sense.