I work part-time at a Michael’s Arts & Crafts. We got Black Santa, Black Nutcrackers, Black Elves. It’s on at Micheals.

Likewise, it is my sincere Christmas wish that she blow all of this straight out her ass.

If Viola Davis wins, she will join the exclusive EGOT club.

You are missing Kendrick Lamar’s Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers for best rap album.

It was an OK episode, and Dave was good in the sketches. The monologue was hit and miss though, certainly no masterclass. The whole section with ‘The Jews’ wasn’t offensive but it was not funny. It perked up considerably when he moved to Herschel Walker and Trump.

There’s a face that says “Don’t you want to buy a car tray?”

Except only one of those people was a raging, right wing asshole (it wasn’t Conroy).

No but they both fell in to the same vat of chemicals that transformed them in to super-villains.

That’s what’s nuts about the Maron interview; right from the jump Gallagher is absurdly bitter and confrontational. Maron isn’t even calling anything out beyond “how’d you go from doing television specials to peddling retrograde street jokes?”

Now Carrot Top will rule the world!!!

Patton Oswalt said there’s probably a whole James Ellroy novel in whatever the hell happened to turn a guy as happy-go-lucky as he was early on into such a bitter racist jerk.

He genuinely was an 11-year-old’s Platonic ideal of comedy.

Do I enjoy his humor now?
No.
Did I laugh my ass off as an 11 year old catching his specials on cable?  Oh my, yes.

It requires a 2/3 majority of Velmas.

This is incomprehensible.

Because he still has a large batch of fans and supporters, mostly white, middle age conservative males, ironically the very people he used to make fun of on his show.

If enough writers boycott but not enough cast members do the whole show can be a rotation of recurring characters playing Leonard Cohen on the piano.

While we’re doing redemption tours, they should bring Mel Gibson on for a Channukah special.

Once upon a time, my friend was figuratively rolling his eyes at Weird Al’s music, and as “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” started playing, he proceeded to rip the guy playing the opening guitar solo.

Elon Might ban these tracks if they arent explicitly labeled Parody/satire