Keep firing, assholes!

“It’s embarrassing how out of your depth you are, but like most people who just say whatever comes into their head, you’re unaware of that.”

I was surprised to see Argylle was considered a bomb given that it had a decent opening weekend for a mid-budget, non-franchise film in February... and then I learned it cost $200 million to make.

From one lawyer to another: I checked with Lionel Hutz, and apparently the “guest with free popcorn” provides the free popcorn.

“They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.

I’d like to put in a good word for the Macy’s ad with all the kids that can’t stand their holiday clothing.

From the director of Hospital... and the writer of Prison... comes
HOSPITAL PRISON

Speaking of hand-wringing...

64. 65

I’m 90 or so hours into Tears of the Kingdom, and I could take on the final quest at any time but I just keep finding more cool stuff to do.

Glad to see Polite Society getting some love, that was excellent and it really seemed to fly under the radar. On the other hand, I’m a little surprised to see a C-tier Anderson film like Asteroid City make the list.

I feel like I just read a press release.

Any chance we’ll get the individual ballots as in past years?

Pfffft, look at this guy and his first-hand testimony and well-researched facts!  GET OUTTA HERE WE WANNA SPECULATE WILDLY

I’m going to go ahead and say that including tracks by Spinal Tap and Weird Al seems to be missing the point, especially given that those write-ups aren’t all that critical.

Based on the pictures alone, are you sure it’s not already made from old fridge doors?

They have a subscription, but unfortunately the only thing they watched was The Big Door Prize.

C’mon, we all remember when H. Jon Benjamin bravely stood up against anti-can of vegetables hate.

https://www.theonion.com/post-credits-marvels-scene-teases-better-film-that-ac-1851017480

Set phasers to pun!!!