I’ve got some real estate in the up-and-coming neighorhood of DUCWOMBO if you’re interested.

And, of course, being the top song on streaming services just helps to make rich men richer.

Sounds like she needs to see a man about a horse.

Dead Man Appeared Onscreen Occasionally, Will Likely Be Missed

Your Kinja handle is literally ‘democratssuck’.

This is one of those comments where my first thought is ‘Ha, good ol’ AV Club snark’ and then I realize you’re serious.

Louis CK released a number of comedy albums; “Chewed Up” and “Hilarious” were probably his most successful, though I preferred “Oh My God” which included the “Of Course... But Maybe” bit.

I assume this will be added to the Director’s (Cheese) Cut

Hopefully the games at dinner will be more satisfying.

“Or do. I’m not your dad.”

I watched Happiness in college and thought it was brilliant; I have a feeling that if I watched it again today, I would just find it exhausting.

Well, I mean, you could say the same about the Nazis...

I enjoy that the Wordle answer effectively made the Roman numeral multiplication requirement impossible.

I really hope none of them get sucked off

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No, you read it right. “Stephen King’s opinions on movies normally suck. After all, he openly loves Deep Blue Sea, Event Horizon...”

Apparently yelling ‘Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!’ during climax is not a reliable form of birth control.

Same here, with the apps on my PS4.  I was expecting it to be a mess, but after downloading Max, I was able to auto-login and most things were as I left them.

I would watch a sequel, but only if it was called Nothing Nowhere Doled Out In Small Increments

I remember that Friday when Loder broke the Cobain news, it was such a punch in the gut. A defining moment for Gen X, to be sure.