I feel like this was written by a 54 year old Karen who drives a white Acadia Denali and is the head of an HoA. Biggest load of complete and utter bullshit nonsense bait-ass post I’ve read on this site in some time. 

Lexus Employee 1 : Oh no, the focused-group turned our vehicle into a bland appliance box. What do we do?

Back in the day Vipers were Mustangs Leaving Cars & Coffee x100

Neon SRT-4 is not awful. Quite the opposite. Neon ACR the same. Great success in SCCA. 

They could have built a true sports car like the Corvette or Cobra, or even a semi-exotic in conjunction with a European partner to take advantage of the power potential of the Hemi, but never did.

Here’s a deep cut - The Oldsmobile 425 V8.

Vega Cosworth Twin Cam

“If you don’t drive like an idiot...” The problem is when you get behind the wheel of a car that literally pumps your self image and ego up to 3X its normal size, people take on the persona of an idiot. Its like letting someone borrow your jetski, there’s a 99% chance its going to be returned broke.

I remember reading a review from Road and Track and it said you could be at a stop, put it in 3rd, pull away and then shift to 6th at 30mph and it acted like a normal car.

I had a neighbor who had a ‘96 or so GTS. It was apparently ridiculously easy to get loose in just about any situation. But don’t drive like an idiot, and you are probably alright.

Articles like this are why David Tracy and Torch pulled the ripcord. 

There is a lot of false info in here. Modern trucks have to crush just like cars. Some older ones (2000 F-150) folded like a tin can. But mass is mass, and this problem exists with large cars vs small cars. Put a Miata against a BMW 7 Series and see the results.

A lot of work went into this piece, and a lot of passion. I applaud both the effort and the goal. I will also concede that there is a lot of great points in there.

It’s a lovely picture you paint.

I mean, obviously, Europe is white trash’s origin story.

I blame Ted Kaczynski. He didn’t just write a 1800 page manifest encouraging such behavior, he also set the fashion for them.

is a 700hp Dodge that much quicker for making a getaway than a 300hp Camry?

I have many things to sell to you, all at the price they are certainly worth!

If you are already pre-approved, it doesn’t really add much inconvenience. The only inconvenient is getting those financing options before hand, which you’ve already done to ensure the dealer is offering a good financing package... right?

The BunduTop sells for around $4k new